- cliches- people who say rock music is just screeching and craziness it's not!
- psychological thrillers marketed as horror films
- romances titled as a fantasies
- romance fantasies
- retarded screaming girls in slasher films
roman reviews
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
attack of the giant leeches
OK, this movie ssssssssssssssssssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks. Any movie that's titled "attack of the..." it'll suck.
So these "leeches" are big and have tentacles and look nothing like leeches. The acting is okay for a b-movie, but terrible. So the worst scene is when a women and aman are running from the girls husband, and the girl is insting "no,no I can't go on no", yhe, they could've done without it. By they I mean B-movie genius Roger Corman, he made some good movies. So I felt I wasted one hour(short right?) of my life after the flick. 2.5 don't see it.
Sunday, August 28, 2011
ROMAN AUDI'S 15 FAVORITE MOVIES
NOTE :I did not write these from most liked to least, I like them equally.
- Yellow Submarine
- Lord of the rings Return of the King
- Ralph Bashki's Lord of the Rings
- King Kong( 2005)
- Beetlejuice
- Army of Darkness
- Nightmare on Elm St.
- Gremlins
- Predator
- Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back
- Star Wars
- South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut
- Aliens
- Little Shop Of Horrors
- Super 8
Ok so thats it
Tuesday, August 23, 2011
back to the future pt 2
Sorry I didn't review back to the future pt 1 butt I Hadn't seen it recently therefore unreviewable. Anyway this movie Isn't as good as the original. It is funny but confusing as HELL butt I got it. When I watched this movie- holly shizz, sorry i gust saw a don't be afraid of the dark commercial I won't be reviewing that movie, scary- I said, "Ooh they just said it, they said Back to the Future", every time they said Back to the Future I bet you will too. This movie has all the classic '80's special effects that I love. My favorite line in this movie is "that shark still looks fake", after Marty sees Jaws 19 In 2015. Oh, and there vision of the future, hwooff, I don't think in 5 years we'll have flying cars or self fitting jackets. Which brings me to my Question What is your vision of the future? i Liked this movie I'd give it 7 1/2 stars
Monday, August 22, 2011
Thursday, August 18, 2011
Lord of the Rings: return of the king
OK so I've never seen this movie before last night and before that I thought if I'm gonna see this movie I should see it in the most extended way that I can so I did... and it was awesome!! Now please don't discriminate me for saying that i didn't read the book if you read my profile it says that I don't read many books. This movie is entertaining throughout, maybe a couple boring parts but nothing that will make you not want to watch it. When I finished it I came across a question that has troubled many nerds for years WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST TAKE THE GIANT EAGLES TO MORDOR? Why? Answer in the comments section. They did a good job on the evolution from Smegoul to Gollum.It has amazing special effects and Motion capture. My two final questions are witch is better Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings? and If I can't carry if I can't carry it for you whatcan I carry?
Sunday, August 14, 2011
Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes
THEY CAME, THEY SAW, THEY ROSE! Yes RPA is an amazing movie do not underestimate it. It my look ridiculous in the trailer but it's better than it looks. This movie will definitely become a franchise, and that one scene when that one ape said that one word* shall be remembered for a long time. This movie lets people relate to Caesar the main ape (astonishingly preformed through motion capture by King Kong's Andy Serkis) like being the new "smart kid" in school. Oh, and they reused the famed line "GET YOUR STINKING PAWS OF ME YOU DAMN DIRTY APE" then Caesar replies with a thundering "NNNNOOOOOO"*. Anyways Draco Malofy (Tom Felton) gets to say the classic line. It seems that Tom always has to play the cynical asshole in this movie he is a sadistic ape torturer but he did do a good Job of that. RPA is hartwarming, sad, and even frightening and that makes an amazing movie. The Apes look more than anything makeup can do.I think Andy Serkis deserves special achievement award for preformance through motion capture. this movie is a marvel in CGI. This movie ROCKS 10 STARS!
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